Super Blogue Shuffle

Eu estava pensando em um jeito grandioso de começar este novo blogue. Quem sabe um texto altivo, impactante, algo de que eu pudesse me orgulhar. Comecei a pensar em algo como "Das cinzas lançadas ao ar pelo desmoronamento do porvir... ". Achei terrivelmente catastrófico e brega. "Talhado para as miudezas/ Pra diminuir, destruir, reduzir/Este novo blogue infame..." Não, parodiar de forma grotesca algum escritor definitivamente não seria um bom começo.
Como não consegui pensar em nada grandioso, busquei então este vídeo engraçadíssimo. Além de engraçado, revela meu gosto apurado: Sim, eu gosto de futebol americano. Nada nobre, não é mesmo?
O vídeo que segue abaixo foi feito em 1985 e gravado pelos jogadores de então do Chicago Bears que, em 1985 como agora, chegou ao SuperBowl, a final do campeonato. Corram para assistir pois está havendo uma verdadeira caça ao vídeo na Internetdevido à ida dos Bears à final neste ano.
Seja bem-vindo e sinta-se a vontade para dançar e cantar ( a letra da música está adiante ) com estes enormes brucutus dançando e cantando de forma nada amedrontadora.

( Chorus )
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew / Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you. /We're so bad we know we're good. / Blowin' your mind like we knew we would. /You know we're just struttin' for fun /Struttin' our stuff for everyone. /We're not here to start not trouble. / We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

( Walter Payton )
Well, they call me Sweetness, /And I like to dance. /Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance. /We've had the goal since training camp /To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ. / And we're not doin' this /Because we're greedy. / The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy. /We didn't come here to look for trouble, / We just came here to do /The Super Bowl Shuffle.

( Willie Gault )
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class. / I like runnin' but i love to get the pass. /I practice all day and dance all night, / I got to get ready for the Sunday fight. /Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl , / I dance a little funky, so watch me girl. /There's not one here that does it like me, / My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.

( Mike Singletary )
I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold. / Part of the defense, big and bold, /I've been jammin' for quite a while, / Doin' what's right and settin' the style, /Give me a chance, I'll rock you good, / Nobody messin' in my neighborhood. /I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, / I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle

(Repeat Chorus)

( Jim McMahon )
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon. / When I hit the turf, I've got no plan. /I just throw my body all over the field. / I can't dance, but I can throw the pill. /I motivate the cats, I like to tease. / I play so cool, I aim to please. /That's why you all got here on the double / To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.

( Otis Wilson )
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind. / The ladies all love me /For my body and my mind. / I'm slick on the floor as I can be /But ain't no sucker gonna get past me. / Some guys are jealous /
Of my style and class, / That's why some end up on their -, /I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, /I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.

( Steve Fuller )
They say Jimbo is our man. /If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can. /This is Steve, and it's no wonder / I run like lightnin', pass like thunder. /So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas, / This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas. /I'm not here to feather his ruffle, / I just came here to do / The Super Bowl Shuffle.

( Mike Richardson )
I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool. /They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool. /I fly on the field and get on down. /Everybody knows I don't mess around. /I can break'em, shake'em, / Any time of day. /I like to steal it and make 'em pay, /So please don't cry to beat my hustle / 'Cause I'm just here to do /The Super Bowl Shuffle.

(Repeat Chorus)

( Richard Dent )
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent. / if the quarterback's slow, /He's gonna get bent. / We stop the run, we stop the pass, / I like to dump guys on their -. / We love to play for the world's best fans, / You better start makin' / Your Super Bowl plans. /But don't get ready or go to any trouble / Unless you practice / The Super Bowl Shuffle.

( Gary Fencik )
It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean. / They call me "hit man," / Don't know what they mean. / They throw it long and watch me run, / I'm on my man, one-on-one. / Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone, / That's why they call us the 46 zone. /Come on everybody let's scream and yell, / We're goin' to do the Shuffle, / Then ring your bell.

( William Perry )
You're lookin' at the Fridge, / I'm the rookie. / I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie. / You've seen me hit, you've seen me run, /When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun. / I can dance, you will see /The others, they all learn from me. / I don't come here lookin' for trouble, /I just came here to do / The Super Bowl Shuffle.

(Repeat Chorus)